Gabrielle Birchak

I'm an author, a writer and an underwater basket weaver.

www.GabrielleBirchak.com

Hi, I'm Gabrielle and I am an author, a writer and a WAHM, which means Work-At-Home-Mom or White-Awesome-Hottie-Mama. Take your pick.

My prose was first published when I was 10. After that, I migrated into comedy sketch writing – but that didn’t pan out because when I sent my stuff to Lorne Michaels I forgot to include a SASE. OK, truth be told, I was only 13 and I forgot to write “Personal and Confidential” on the envelope!

I moved to Los Angeles to work in the recording studios, but they had no need for comedy writers. Go figure. So, I went on to college. In addition to studying Underwater Basket Weaving in college, I took up Journalism, English, Physics and Chemistry. Even though I tried to bribe my counselor with pole dancing, he still wouldn’t let me Quadruple Major. That and he said the pole kept chafing him.

After college, I worked in media and public relations. If you check out my Website at www.GabrielleBirchak.com, you can see some of my stuff. But, sorry, there are no videos of pole dancing.

I love to write. At the time, I am working (or working it, if you know what I mean) (just kidding) to get some of my stuff published. So far I have 12 children’s books, a sci-fi trilogy, a fiction novel and biography. I also write sketch comedy – and for you, Mr. Lorne Michaels, I’ll cut you a deal – I’ll only charge you One Million Dollars an hour!

Stick around and READ MY BLOGS! Leave a comment and maybe I’ll buy you a virtual beer!

Check out my politically incorrect videos at www.GabrielleBirchak.com