White House dung

Well, the White House bubble rolled out last week, flubbing along with a load of bull-shit.

In a speech to build on his Thursday prime-time address, President Idiot said that he laid out a plan to move forward that will bring both sides together.

First, let me say, this appears to be his first and ONLY effort to be a uniter. And second, let me say, "What a load of shit."

There was no coming together at his prime-time address. It was him saying that the war in Iraq is being won – ah, but he didn't say by who! And then he asked for patience. How is that coming together?

In his load of crap speech, he said, "Whatever political party you belong to, whatever your position on Iraq, we should be able to agree that America has a vital interest in preventing chaos and providing hope in the Middle East."

OK, let's look at this quote more closely:

"America has a vital interest in preventing chaos and providing hope in the Middle East." First, I believe it was our idiot leader who created the chaos in an effort to find some Weapons of Mass Destruction, which he never mentioned in his 18 minutes speech, by the way. Second, we don't have a vital interest in this, he does! It's his oil. Third, if it's a VITAL interest, that means that it's necessary to the maintenance of life. I don't know about you, but Iraq isn't going to sustain my life – healthcare, economy and education are! My vital interests are on my own turf! Before the war started I didn't give a shit about Iraq – I was more concerned with the economy and my rising health insurance costs! How about you?

But, here is the one that I love: Bush mentioned that whoever takes over the Oval office next, whether they are Democrat or Republican, will inherit the war, stating that a massive U.S. commitment will be required, one that "extends beyond my presidency." In other words, on the last day of his presidency, the bubble that he lives in will leave a permanent trail of slime and bullshit that not even the strongest of carpet cleaners and diligent of politicians will ever be able to clean up.