Is it God? Or Clucking Monkeys?

In the Bible, the book of Juan Valdez 5:05 states, "And so it shall be that every right wing, overweight, intellectually diluted, religious, money monger whose last names rhyme with Chickadee be deemed an idiot."

In the Bible, the book of Crystal Gale 33:1/3, "And so he went forth with deep pockets and self-interests, speaking words of defecation. He had intention to support the potential leader of the supposed 'free-country' in order to see his ulterior motives fulfilled, and gave gold and silver. The deep pocket manipulator gave and gave, speaking as though the Lord were speaking to him. Only to realize that it wasn't the Lord, but rather clucking monkeys … talking heads, if you will."

Finally, my favorite chapter, the book of Corona, 24:12, "He who gave the qualities of hatred and anger to God, and attributed mass destruction and genocide to such a wonderful, beautiful and benevolent God, was mocked, ridiculed and made fun of. The potential leader of the 'free country' dropped all association with the brainless, portly ass who continually finds himself apologizing for all his outrageous and offensive comments. God's will then deemed it that this man, whose name rhymes with Chickadee, is far less intellectual than a slug."

God said it … so it shall be.